Plans for the weekend

Now the week is over...

Without seeing a cock....

This has got me thinking 'Obama'

Well, the fucker's out soon.

I saw this and thought of me

If riots break out post Brexit / US election

Because fuck it

I don't usually go for the death penalty but ...

Move over Robert Johnson

Jeremy Clarkson's new series off to flying start

Food therapy

*coughs* BLOWJOB!

The making of a happy life....

Just met my dealer for the weed I need, to go with my warm home and my evening. The new beer supply is chilling in the fridge with the rest of the old. My onion rings are perfect and I have a load of shitty action movies to watch, including the wonderful Mullet Cop 54.

Now if one of you wonderful people could email me a blow job life would be complete.

Ah this strange world ....

In a world of stupid motherfuckers, real people will always stand out. Just keep your head out of your arse, folks!